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Official NoticeNO. 001

Your Rent Has Increased. Your Apartment Has Not.

Your building would like to thank you for another year of loyalty. In recognition of this, your rent will increase. The kitchen drawer will continue to open only when approached from an angle. The radiator has declined to comment.

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